Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
Randomize
