You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Randomize
