I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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