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wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
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