she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
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