Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
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