I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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