oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
COCAINE IS GR8
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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