i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
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