What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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