My first STD was from a foam party
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
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