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Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
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