He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
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