For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
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