i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
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