Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
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