just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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