Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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