Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
it was like eating out sand paper
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
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