I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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