okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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