Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
He shit in the fireplace
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
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