Three words: puerto rican gang bang
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
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