it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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