So drunk, too bad you don't want this
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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