Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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