She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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