i think my tv is drunk
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
Randomize
