You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
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