I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
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