I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
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You. Win. At. Life.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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