For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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