A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
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