let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
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