I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
So much Jack, so little girl.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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