Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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