No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
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