no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
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