when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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