evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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