I'd wear matching sweaters with you
I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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