Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Did we literally take a cab across the street
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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