dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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