i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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