Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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