I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Opened my wallet to find a slice of ham with a phone number written on it in sharpie.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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