She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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