summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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