What a fucking waste of an outfit
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
organizing the empties. That sober.
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
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