I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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I think I died a long time ago.
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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