he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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