That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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