After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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